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Fatty Patty's Bar & Grill · Since 1984
A straight-talking look at your website

Why your site should look like this.

This page isn't a sales pitch. It's a plain-English look at what your current website is doing well, what it's doing poorly, and what Launchpad would change if you gave us the green light.

Your website today
Here's what's holding it back
  • The footer still says 2020, and the hours are from Covid

    Every page of the current site reads "Copyright 2020 Fatty Patty's Bar and Grill," and the About page still lists "updated Covid-19 Pandemic hours" from January 2022. To a customer checking if you are open, that quietly says the place may have closed. The new preview shows the current year and your real hours.

  • Your great food photos never make it to the menu

    You have genuinely mouth-watering photos: the double cheeseburger, the wings, the loaded nachos, the panzerotti. On the current site they sit in a gallery, while the menu is plain text. The new preview puts a real photo beside every menu section so people can see what they are ordering.

  • The full menu is hard to find from the home page

    The home page leads with a photo gallery, but the actual menu with prices is one extra click away and has no jump links. The new preview puts every dish and price on one scrollable page with buttons that jump straight to Burgers, Wings, Pizza and more.

  • You are renting your website from GoDaddy every month

    The current site runs on GoDaddy Website Builder, a monthly subscription that never stops, for what is mostly a menu and an address. With Launchpad it is $250 once, you own the site, and the monthly bill disappears.

  • It works, but it blends in

    The site does the job, but nothing about it makes someone stop and say “this place looks great.” You're doing the work, the site just isn't showing it off.

And here's what it's costing you
$10-25/mo
Forever. Month after month, whether anyone visits or not.
This preview you're looking at
What you'd get with Launchpad
  • Your whole menu, every price, one page

    Starters, salads, the famous burgers, legendary wings, pizza, pasta, kids and desserts, with the exact descriptions and prices from your current menu, plus your wing sauces and burger toppings shown as easy-to-scan rows.

  • A real Events and Catering page

    Your football pools, daily specials and no-fee, no-gratuity catering get their own page instead of a buried mention, so people booking a birthday or holiday party can find it and call.

  • Built for the phone, with a tap-to-call button everywhere

    Most people find you on their phone. The new preview loads fast, looks sharp on a small screen, and keeps your number one tap away on every page, so a hungry customer can call before they change their mind.

  • A site that actually looks like a real business

    Modern design that matches how your business actually feels, not a clicked-together template that looks like everyone else's.

  • Works perfectly on phones

    Most people looking for you are on a phone. This site is built for phones first, then tablets, then laptops, in that order.

  • Everything you already have, better organized

    Your hours, your services, your photos, your prices, your booking link, your menu, all of it, in one clean place that people can actually find.

  • Fast, secure, and runs itself

    Hosted on Cloudflare, the same network that powers Shopify and Discord. Always online, always secure, always fast. No plugins to update.

  • You own it. Pay once. Forever.

    $250 one time. No monthly fees for hosting. No subscription. No lock-in. The site is yours to keep, forever.

The offer

$250. One time. Yours forever.

You pay once. You own the website. Hosting is $0 per month. No monthly fees, no subscription, no surprise renewal email. If you ever stop using Launchpad, nothing happens, the site stays yours.

Simple math
One-time build
$250
Monthly hosting
$0
Domain (optional)
~$15/yr
What the other guys charge

The monthly fees you'd be paying elsewhere.

Most website builders charge you every single month. The day you stop paying, your website is gone. Here's what that actually looks like over a year:

Squarespace
$23 to $36 / month
That's $276 to $432 per year, every year
Wix
$17 to $45 / month
That's $204 to $540 per year, every year
WordPress hosting
$15 to $30 / month
Plus domain fees. And the cost to fix it when it breaks.
Launchpad
This preview
$0 / month
$250 once. That's it. Ever.
Ready to go live

Your site can be live by tomorrow.

Call or email Launchpad Media and we will deploy this preview to your own domain in under 24 hours. No long contracts. No back and forth. Pay when it is live.

24 hour turnaround No contract Pay when it is live