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CRISPY CROWNIE
FRIED CHICKEN
Audit · crispycrownie.com GoDaddy Website Builder

Same chicken.
Better window.

A plain-English look at crispycrownie.com. The menu prices, the tagline, the Square ordering, and the social channels all moved to the front in the rebuild.

Why upgrade

Your website today vs. what it could be.

We built this preview from everything already on your site, reorganized, redesigned, and priced to own outright.

Your website today
Here's what's holding it back
  • Your site is a GoDaddy template clone

    The current site uses a stock GoDaddy Website Builder template that thousands of other food shops are also using. There is nothing on it that says Crispy Crownie. The brand, the colour story, and the chicken voice are not anywhere on the page.

  • Only one hero photo for 12+ menu items

    The whole site leans on a single promotional poster. Tenders, wings, bites, sandwich combos, sides, salads, drinks. None of them have a photo of their own. People decide what to order from photos.

  • Hours show "today" only, no week

    The live site says Open today 1:00pm to 8:00pm and stops there. A customer planning a Tuesday lunch cannot tell if you are open. The new preview surfaces the limitation plainly and adds a "Call for full week hours" prompt instead of guessing.

  • Brand voice scattered, no consistent story

    The verbatim Crispy Crownie line, food is more than just something you eat, it is a feeling, a memory, a moment shared, is buried. The rebuild anchors that line in the hero and the About page as the brand story.

  • No spotlight for Nashville Hot

    Nashville Hot is the differentiator versus every other London fried chicken shop. On the current site it is one line in the menu. The rebuild gives it a featured sandwich combo card on the homepage and a chapter on the menu page.

  • Instagram, Facebook, TikTok exist but barely surface

    All three social handles are real and active (@crispycrownie.ca on IG and TikTok, plus a Facebook share link). The current homepage does not push them. The rebuild has a three-button social strip on the homepage and the About page.

  • The design looks out of date

    Customers decide whether to trust a business in under 5 seconds, and they use the website to do it. A dated look makes an excellent business look like it's not paying attention.

And here's what it's costing you
$14 to $30 per month, forever
Forever. Month after month, whether anyone visits or not.
This preview you're looking at
What you'd get with Launchpad
  • Bojangles-style hero with the tagline anchored

    Hot. Crispy. Crowned. headline in chunky Lilita One on the brand red, with the verbatim Crispy Crownie philosophy line as the subhead. Square ordering plus View Menu as the two hero CTAs.

  • Full menu page with every price

    Seven chapters with all 24 items priced verbatim. Tenders, Wings, Bites, Sandwiches, Kid's, Sides, Salad and Drinks. Combos broken out below each chapter so the upsell is obvious.

  • Order for the Occasion 4-card band

    Solo Lunch, Family Feast, Game Night, Kid's Day. Each card opens directly to crispycrownie.square.site so people order in 30 seconds.

  • Nashville Hot spotlighted on the homepage

    Nashville Hot Sandwich Combo gets one of the four Crownie Favorites tiles on the homepage. It is now the second most prominent menu item, not a footnote.

  • Square ordering preserved + featured

    Every Order Online CTA on every page links straight to crispycrownie.square.site. No new ordering platform, no migration. The real Square setup is the win, we just made it easier to find.

  • Honest hours framing, no invented schedule

    Open today 1:00pm to 8:00pm appears verbatim in the footer, on Contact, and on About. A small "Call for full week hours" disclaimer is shown alongside, so a customer never gets the wrong day.

  • A site that actually looks like a real business

    Modern design that matches how your business actually feels, not a clicked-together template that looks like everyone else's.

  • Works perfectly on phones

    Most people looking for you are on a phone. This site is built for phones first, then tablets, then laptops, in that order.

  • Everything you already have, better organized

    Your hours, your services, your photos, your prices, your booking link, your menu, all of it, in one clean place that people can actually find.

  • Fast, secure, and runs itself

    Hosted on Cloudflare, the same network that powers Shopify and Discord. Always online, always secure, always fast. No plugins to update.

  • You own it. Pay once. Forever.

    $250 one time. No monthly fees for hosting. No subscription. No lock-in. The site is yours to keep, forever.

The offer

$250. One time. Yours forever.

You pay once. You own the website. Hosting is $0 per month. No monthly fees, no subscription, no surprise renewal email. If you ever stop using Launchpad, nothing happens, the site stays yours.

Simple math
One-time build
$250
Monthly hosting
$0
Domain (optional)
~$15/yr
What the other guys charge

The monthly fees you'd be paying elsewhere.

Most website builders charge you every single month. The day you stop paying, your website is gone. Here's what that actually looks like over a year:

Squarespace
$23 to $36 / month
That's $276 to $432 per year, every year
Wix
$17 to $45 / month
That's $204 to $540 per year, every year
WordPress hosting
$15 to $30 / month
Plus domain fees. And the cost to fix it when it breaks.
Launchpad
This preview
$0 / month
$250 once. That's it. Ever.
Ready to go live

Your site can be live by tomorrow.

Call or email Launchpad Media and we will deploy this preview to your own domain in under 24 hours. No long contracts. No back and forth. Pay when it is live.

24 hour turnaround No contract Pay when it is live